Saturday, September 15, 2012

Walking in the park one day

Me: let's cut through Pretzel Park.
Him: ok.
Me: do you know why it's called Pretzel Park?
Him: because that's where the rapists get you and tie you up like a pretzel twist?
Me: uh, no. It's because there's a pretzel in the park.
Him: on the ground? Like a fossilized dinosaur pretzel?
Me: no. None of that is true.

1 comment:

Min said...

LOL That pretzel is bigger than the chicken on a stick in Poultry Park (which is actually in a AAA guidebook, which meant that my Mom and I went searching for it one day. We should have known to stop when local police had no idea what we were talking about.)