Me: This is the worst I have ever felt. EVER.
Mike: Mm-hmm (gives me sympathetic and concerned look).
Me: I was home all day and didn't knit, spin, or cross-stitch anything!
Mike: You really ARE sick!
That was last night on the way back from the doctor's office. Still no definite diagnosis, though I should know more by day's end--that's when the labwork and the chest x-ray should be ready.